Meet Bill McGarvey
Today we are having a Belated Monday Music Munchie: ``It's Time'' by Bill McGarvey. Monday we had a Bonus Monday Music Munchie: ``St. Nick on the Fourth in a Fervor'' by Amsterband. (This change in procedure was caused by the inconvenience—and profound pleasure—of life.)

Bill McGarvey
It's time to begin this Munchie.
I've been a longtime fan of Bill McGarvey. In Rock N Roll years, it must be like forever. In fact, in Rock N Roll years, I've been a fan of Bill McGarvey even longer than than forever!
Back in the days, when I was still cruising around in my spiffy Ford Pinto wagon, I'd occasionally hear Bill sing on the radio. (At the time, Bill was fronting a band called Valentine Smith.)
Of course, in those days—when I listened to the radio—I didn't know the names of any of the bands, let alone the names of any of the lead singers, or drummers, etc. (Gee Wiz, DJs can talk up a storm, but how many ever mention the music?)
Heck, back then I rarely even knew the name of the songs. But I did know one thing!
I knew that ``Katie's A No-Show''
(Valentine Smith, 1994, WMV Video).
Alas, Valentine Smith split up in 2000.
As fate would have it, and as you have long suspected, I eventually rediscovered Bill McGarvey. (Of course, I didn't know I was rediscovering Bill at the time, because I didn't have a clue who Bill was. So, I guess you might say, I was discovering Bill McGarvey.)
But it's time to get back to the story...
I discovered Bill McGarvey back in the olden days before Myspace. I discovered Bill McGarvey on the Internet. (You know the Internet, The Information Superhighway. The thing Al Gore created, when he touched one finger to Senator Ted's nose. Sen. Ted went on to create The Bridge to Nowhere.)
``I am Al Gore. I used to be the next President of the United States of America.''
Now it's time for the answer.
42.
What was the question?
Was it, ``Who is Valentine Smith?'' (Pocahontas' lover, right?)
No! The question was how did I find Bill McGarvey?
Well, it's about time you asked!
Back before there was a Myspace or an iTunes, there was a Kris Delmhorst. (Who is Kris Delmhorst? That's your homework assignment, boys and girls.)
Anyway, one evening I started out on Kris Delmhorst's website, and I began following the links. I eventually ended up on Bill McGarvey's website. How did I manage that? I haven't a clue. I can't explain how it happened. I can't explain Mondale and Ferraro, either. The universe is full of mystery.
Anyway, after arriving on Bill's website, I downloaded some MP3's and a video, and checked out some of the photos and stuff.
It wasn't long before I was totally sucked into the beat and vibe of Bill McGarvey's music. I became particularly obsessed with two of his songs on his Tell Your Mother CD: ``Tell Your Mother'' and ``Settle Down (Ballad of the Cornfed Beauty)''.
My favorite is probably ``Settle Down''. Although ``Settle Down (Ballad of the Cornfed Beauty)'' has a very, very long title, it's a very short song—only 1 min 39 sec long. (Way too short for my taste. I always hit repeat at least two or three times.) Someday I'm going to find a clip from either a Dave Clark Five or Jon James song to use as a link or bridge between two copies of ``Settle Down''. That way I should end up with a song that's about four minutes long. (Now that'd be about the right length!*)
It's time to move this story along.
After that night, I lost track of Bill, but I remained a big fan of his music. I downloaded the Tell Your Mother CD on iTunes. I'd check his website, from time to time, to see if there was info on his activities (or even his whereabouts).
Then suddenly, life decides, it's time to connect with Bill McGarvey.
One morning, not that long ago, Cornfed Girl came around on my iPod. (I call `Settle Down (Ballad of the Cornfed Beauty)'' Cornfed Girl. I'm old enough to be allowed certain allowances.)
After listening to ``Settle Down...'', I decided I would Google Bill McGarvey one last time. It was then that I discovered Bill now had a Myspace page.
It's time to become friends!
CLICK! Hello, friend!
I gave Bill McGarvey a Myspace friendship add request. He accepted, and sent me a nice note. Heck, we've been on a first name basis ever since. Ain't Myspace sweet!
Bill asked me what I thought of his new songs. (The ones on his new Beautiful Mess CD.) I listened, and the answer was obvious to me.
I told Bill, ``The new music is awesome, dude.
It's like Cornfed Girl on steak''
(Myspace comment dated 5/13/06 5:27PM).
It's time to talk about ``It's Time''.
``It's Time'' has many levels.
It meets the American Bandstand Gold Standard:
It's got a good beat, and it's easy to dance to.
The lyrics allow the listener to choose a ``comfort'' level, if you will. ``It's Time'' can be a simple love song, a song of community and friendship, or a song with religious or philosophical interpretations. All this, while maintaining a consistency to the logic of the lyrics and structure of the song. (We're never forced to listen to words that are wedged in with a sledgehammer, so the songwriter might maintain his theme. Or listen to words here and there that make no sense, so that the songwriter might be able to maintain his rhythm.)
As a music fan, I find that great music can make me giddy, but great lyrics can leave me awestruck. ``It's time'' makes me giddy and leaves me in awe. ``It's Time'' is great music, with great lyrics, and Bill McGarvey makes it all sound like good old Rock N Roll.
The Surgeon General has determined that getting awestruck while under the influence of giddiness can cause conniption.
You can find out more about Bill McGarvey and ``It's Time'' at Bill's website and his Myspace page.
*To the RIAA: I'm a humorist. That's different from being a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be funny. Humorists have sour dispositions, and confuse bad manners with wit. Humorists also tend to take great liberties with the truth. If anything I've described herein is illegal, then I didn't (or won't) really do it. `k?
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