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7 posts categorized "Chewy Choice Award"

Monday, 20 April 2009

2009 Chewy Choice Award Honorees: Jeff Laine & Solomon King

Unprecedented Tie!
2009 Award goes to Old Timer and Newbie
Astonished Music World Astounded!

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2009 Chewy Choice Award

Recipients: Jeff Laine and Solomon King
Award Dinner: Virtual lobster & champagne
Location: Tim's Befuddled Universe
Date: TBA

Chewy Choice Awards are given to independent musicians with an impressive body of musical achievement. In selecting an award winner, we look for an individual with the following qualities:

  1. Great musical talent.
  2. Great musical achievement.
  3. Great ambition for future achievement in music.
  4. Commitment to independent music.

We also aim to give the award, when (a) the award might be able to help boost an individual's career at an important juncture, and (b) the award might help bring attention to a body of work that might otherwise be largely ignored by the general public.

In 2008 the award winner was Namoli Brennet.

In 2007 the award winner was Patrik Tanner.

In 2006 the award winner was Lorna Bracewell.

Now let us enjoy some music from this year's two Chewy Choice Award winners.

Jeff Laine

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We found these words on Jeff Laine's website: ``Born in Detroit, Jeff was raised on Motown and the MC5. He relentlessly badgered his parents to get him a guitar. They relented shortly after his eighth birthday. He soon began playing in rock bands with kids from the neighborhood. One stormy afternoon, Jeff and former band mate Doug Fieger drove a red Karman Ghia to Los Angeles. Neither came back. Fieger formed a band called the Knack which produced one of the 80s biggest hit records for Capitol (“My Sharona”). Jeff came under the tutelage of Grammy winning blues and soul legend, Etta James."

Jeff Laine
``All the Way Down (Live at the Rose Bowl)"

Solomon King

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Solomon King and The Chosen will be releasing their new CD, Under the Sun.

From Solomon King's website we find these word's: ``Solomon King's musical style travels across time and space from the mellow, acoustic world of Modern Classic Blues to the electrifying universe of Urban Blues. The West Coast blues born in the 1940's erupted in Southern Cali known for jazzy guitar solos and honey-toned vocals then crisscrossed America returning in the 60s with Blue-eyed Blues Rock, White Soul and Outlaw Country Blues. Now enter Solomon King, heating up the Blues flame with his soul stirring hometown Motown rhythms and tell-it-like-it-is lyrics. Welcome to the New American Blues."

Solomon King and The Chosen
``Jack Me Up"

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

How the West was Won!

Historical Erudition:
The Plumber's Friend!

How was the West Won?

It's a Simple Story, Really.

Yesterday I attempted to write a terse essay on how the West was won. It seemed like a quick and easy writing project.

  1. War with Mexico.
  2. Slaughter of Buffalo.
  3. Genocide of native people.
  4. End of story.

Then I thought hmmm.... perhaps a few more details might add, you know, ``human interest''.

Murder Mystery

Later I wondered, ``What if I were writing this like a murder mystery? But then, when would the story begin"

Now things are getting interesting! Let me run you through it.

Ok, you have decided to write a murder mystery, but before you can start writing you have to figure out a whole bunch of stuff about the murder, right?

Among the things you would have to figure out would be who does the murder. Ok, you decide Mr. Brooks is going to kill Mrs. Brooks. Now you will have to figure out when and why Mr. Brooks decides to commit the murder (motivation). How Mr. Brooks commits the murder (method). And when Mr. Brooks commits the murder (opportunity).

It was like any other morning. Mr. and Mrs. Brooks were having breakfast. She on her side of the nook. He on his.

Mrs. Brooks blew her nose. She made a honking, wheezing  sound like a gander shot with an arrow.

Mr. Brooks crumpled his newspaper into his lap. He could not concentrate, when Mrs. Brooks wheezed.

Mr. Brooks was about to order Mrs. Brooks to stop wheezing, when he saw the little glisten of snot hanging from her nose. ``Oh, my dear God," Mr. Brooks thought to himself.

Mrs. Brooks smiled. A sliver of bacon was stuck between two of her front teeth.

``Oh, my dear God," Mr. Brooks thought to himself.

Mrs. Brooks took a sip of tea. The string of snot fell from her nose into the cup of tea.

``Oh, my dear God,'' Mr. Brooks thought, ``I cannot bear this woman one moment longer."

In the above paragraphs we see Mr. Brooks coming to the conclusion he is living in a dilemma in need of a solution. He realizes he cannot live with Mrs. Brooks one moment longer!

The Epiphany

Now let us get back to our original story, How was the West won?

I asked myself, ``At what point did the newcomers look at the natives, and think to themselves, `I cannot bear to live with you one moment longer!'"

I concluded the answer was The French and Indian War (1754–1763). Now The French and Indian War is a misnamed war if there ever was a misnamed war. In my never humble opinion, it should have been called The French and British Bugger The Colonies War. In a nutshell, the French and British brought The Seven Years War to the New World, and like fools the colonists and native peoples picked sides and fought against each other. (Perhaps history would have worked out better if they had joined forces and slaughtered the French and British soldiers as they disembarked off their ships.)

When The French and Indian War was over, the die was cast. It was almost as if our ancestors were in a science experiment where students pour two beakers of chemicals together. The chemical reactions are ruled by laws of nature, and they cannot be stopped, until they run their own course. When the The French and Indian War ended, it seemed like the acid of hate was released and there would be no end until the ``chemical reaction" was complete.

(Please, do not get the impression I am a pessimist; however accurate that impression might be!)

Motivation

Why was I motivated to figure out how the West was won?

  • In my recent Chewy Choice Award write up I spent a great deal of time talking about my family and their migration from Western Pennsylvania to Kansas. In this discussion of my family's personal history I ignored the rich historical panorama or events taking place in the background.
  • In the unpublished portion of my interview with Janel Munoa, Janel and I discussed how the West was really ``won''; that is, the resettlement of the portion of North America commonly referred to as the United States of America. (I do not believe we ever mentioned the movie, How the West was Won.)

Long, long, ago, in a land not so far away...

Hey, boys and girls, I did manage to get from 1754 to 1810 in my story about how the West was won. And here I thought I could whip off this little tale in a couple hours. My mistake.

Well, perhaps I will get back to the story someday. Until then, there are plenty of John Wayne movies you can watch.

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Friday, 21 March 2008

Chewy Choice Award Dinner: Recipient Namoli Brennet


Click on the player below to hear Namoli Brennet's song ``California''

Click on the player below to hear Namoli Brennet's song ``Rough Enough''

Click on the player below to hear Namoli Brennet's song ``The Crying Wheel''


2008 CHEWY CHOICE AWARD DINNER
Honoree: Namoli Brennet
Presenter: Tim Null
Entertainment: Namoli Brennet and her band
Location: Tim's Befuddled Universe
Date: 21 April 2007

2008 Chewy Choice Award

Photo credit: Milo

PRESENTATION

Tim Null:   Welcome!

Welcome to the annual Chewy Choice Awards dinner. This is a virtual dinner held at Tim's Befuddled Universe.

We are gathered to honor Namoli Brennet.

I regret to report that tonight's dinner almost did not happen. You see the individual put in charge of local arrangements is a real birdbrain.

We have had a few set backs. Yes, indeed.

Chewy

Local Arrangements Committee Chairman

Chef Quits

Chewy hired Nicholas Palmer as the chef for the banquet (excellent references, good resume), but Chef Palmer walked out in a huff, when he saw Chewy's proposed menu.

Chewy had selected a main dish that included an abundance of edamame, white beans, green beans, yellow corn, rice, and popcorn kernels. Yes, I believe that final ingredient was the coup de grâce; or cup of grass, as we say around here. (If you are curious,  the popcorn kernels are prepared by soaking them overnight, boiling them for fifteen minutes, then leaving them to simmer for 45 minutes. Reportedly, they are quite tasty; for those of blessed with a firm beak.) As a bread, Chewy selected Wheat Thins. For dessert Chewy chose a combination of finely chopped Virginia ham with a thick rice gravy.

Chewy was completely convinced his menu selection would have provided an coup de theatre experience of delectation and delight, but we will never know.

Before he left, Chef Palmer was kind enough to give us the name of an associate, Kate Armstrong, and, fortunately, we did manage to obtain the services of Chef Armstrong. However, she agreed to help us out at the last minute on the condition she could develop her own menu. Naturally, I had no problem with that.

Since you all have just completed a delightful meal, I am sure you will join me in applauding both the Chef and all the servers.

The Award

But we did not come here to talk about food. We are here to talk about music. More specifically we are here to celebrate the work of an absolutely amazing musician and performer named Namoli Brennet.

Namoli Brennet performing

Photo credit: Kathleen Drier

In fact, we are here to honor Namoli Brennet's musical achievements by presenting her the 2008 Chewy Choice Award Music Achievement.

But first, let me tell you a little about the award itself.

Chewy Choice Awards are given to independent musicians with an impressive body of musical achievement. In selecting an award winner, we look for an individual with the following qualities:

  1. Great musical talent.
  2. Great musical achievement.
  3. Great ambition for future achievement in music.
  4. Commitment to Indie music.

We also aim to give the award, when (a) the award might be able to help boost an individual's career at an important juncture, and (b) the award might help bring attention to a body of work that might otherwise be largely ignored by the general public.

In 2007 the award winner was Patrik Tanner.

In 2006 the award winner was Lorna Bracewell.

Lorna Bracewell and Patrik Tanner are here at the front table tonight. Will you join me in giving them a round of applause?

If you don't mind, I would like to a couple seconds to make a few comments about Lorna. First, because she was the first Chewy Choice Award recipient, and we did not have the opportunity to gather virtually in her honor. Secondly, I would like to respond to some critics.

Initially, the Chewy Choice Award was called a ``lifetime'' achievement award. This caused some confusion, when we bestowed the first award on a young woman in her early twenties. Some people may have asked, ``How can someone earn a lifetime achievement award at such an early age?'' You can click on this link, and discover the answer. (The link jumps to Lorna's abridged resume.)

To eliminate the confusion, the award is no longer referred to as a "lifetime" achievement award. An alternative award name was considered, "Chewy Choice: A midlife-crisis management & music achievement award"; but, alas, it had too many words to fit on the poster.

Honoree

PHOENIX PART II

Now let us turn our attention to our honoree, Namoli Brennet. You are probably thinking, ``It is about time.''

``Home''

If you were, you are quite correct. Some may remember, I originally planned on doing a two part series about going to Phoenix and seeing one of Namoli's concerts. The first part in that series was published on 12 DEC 2007. In effect, this virtual presentation dinner is the second part in that series, so it is indeed about time that I get back to the subject of Namoli Brennet! (The first part of the series discusses Namoli's song ``Home''. Now, with Namoli's permission, a player has been added to that write up, so you now can listen to ``Home''. The link is here.)

CD Cover

Namoli Brennet's concert in Phoenix was a joy. It was a CD release concert. Namoli had just released her sixth album, Singer Shine Your Light. The concert was attended by a loyal group of Namoli fans. It would have been SRO, except the proprietor of the  Cafe went out of a ``chair run'', and in minutes about dozen folks were seated. (The three songs featured in this write up are from Singer Shine Your Light. In my opinion, this album contains must play music.)

California

It may seem odd that I attended a Namoli Brennet concert in Phoenix, Arizona about a week after she had performed in my neck of the woods in California.

Well, I won't steer you astray, I have some driving issues.

  1. I cannot drive from Point A to Point B.
  2. In heavy traffic I get panic attacks.
  3. I never use my turn indicator, because I don't want to lose the advantage of surprise.*
    *© 1973 Tim Null

I would have had to drive myself to Namoli's concert in California, but I had a truckload of kinfolk to drive me me to Namoli's concert in Phoenix.

So I showed up at the concert with Mrs. Muddle and Unnamed Daughter. Soon there was brother and his wife. Then Sister Two, shortly followed by Uncle's daughter and husband. We filled up one of the back corners.

Namoli Brennet concerts are a mixture of stories and song. Unnamed daughter quickly became a fan of Namoli's stories. They reminded her of her youth, when she would go to Tom Paxton and Arlo Guthrie concerts ― both superb storytellers.

If you ever have the chance to see Namoli in perform live, take advantage of the opportunity. Namoli's concerts are an unforgettable experience both for her music, and for her stories. That is why Tim's Befuddled Universe published Namoli's blog on coffee recently, so you could experience Namoli's storytelling first hand.

``California''

When Namoli started to introduce her song ``California'', she asked, ``Was anyone in San Jose last week, when they had the earthquake?'' (I think it was a rhetorical question.)

Unnamed Daughter

Unnamed Daughter came to life!!! ``Yes,'' she piped out, ``I was at Target.''

At this point, there are two things you need to know about unnamed daughter.

  1. She does crochet.
  2. She organizes crochet groups.

Why is crochet important? Well, like any serious crocheter, unnamed daughter carries a project bag with her wherever she goes. That way she always has a crochet project handy. Then she can just snatch her current crochet project out of the project bag, and commence industriously working with the greatest possible vigor, whenever her hands might otherwise be idle (for example, when she's waiting for a stop light).

And what's the relevance of crochet groups? (First, a caveat.  I have never been to a crochet group meeting, so I admit this is all speculation on my part. On the other hand, when my little family lived in North Carolina, we had a chicken coop filled with hens, so I am pretty certain I got this one right.) Unnamed daughter organizes crochet groups, and I have gained one clear impression from being a distant observer. Crochet groups must be a little like live radio in that ``dead'' air must be a very definite ``no, no''. From the moment the first crocheter arrives to the moment the last crocheter leaves, someone must be talking. The talking need not be about any particular subject. The only rule is that there can never ever be a moment of silence; not even for the length of time it takes to inhale.

However, every crochet group does occasionally run out of discussion topics, if ever so briefly. When this happens it is up the responsibility of the group leader to jump in and fill with chatter until someone in the group can come up with a new discussion topic. Like a pro sports announcer, unnamed daughter has become quite adept at filling dead air with chatter. Recently, while I was eating lunch, I timed her at a smart 24 minutes and 43 seconds.

Namoli to the Rescue

Now where were we? Oh, we are back in Phoenix at Namoli Brennet's concert, and Namoli asks, ``Was anyone in San Jose last week, when they had the earthquake?''

First, unnamed daughter was naturally working on a crochet project Namoli's concert. Second, unnamed daughter became so engrossed by Namoli's stories, unnamed daughter momentarily lost herself in the perception she was at a crochet meeting. (Is this what religious rapture is all about?)

So Namoli asked an innocent question (I mean, how often will you get San Jose folks attending a Phoenix concert?), and now Namoli had some crazy lady at the back of the room giving a second-by-second report about what happened at one of local Targets during the San Jose earthquake.

I looked at Namoli, as she stood on the stage. She looked totally focused like a contestant at a spelling bee.

When unnamed daughter mentioned that emergency brochures always say to stand in a door frame during an earthquake, Namoli immediately interjected, ``Too bad you weren't at Home Depot. They have a whole door frame section. Then everyone in the store could have stood in their own door frame.''

The line got such a large and sustained laugh, it allowed Namoli to regain control of the situation. She continued the introduction of her song ``California''. As I recall, she didn't ask anymore rhetorical questions. (Click on the player above to listen ``California'' (lyrics).)

My purpose in telling this story was show how cool, calm, and friendly Namoli Brennet is, while she is performing. I was not trying to embarrass unnamed daughter. In fact, this is probably a good time to remind people that unnamed daughter is just a character in a blog. My real daughter has a name. She is also the sweetest person under the sun, and, if I recall correctly, she was in the lady's room, when the above events occurred.

``Sugarplum Dreams''

Namoli Brennet is like Jesus in that (a) the start of  her official biography begins when she is an adult, and (b) she only has one childhood story. However, beyond those two things, I am not claiming any other similarities, even though there is a rumor going around that she was once sited driving across Lake Michigan in her blue Volvo. (It could have been an optical delusion.)

The story from Namoli's childhood comes from Namoli's song ``Sugarplum Dreams''. ``Sugarplum Dreams'' tells the story when Namoli received her first guitar one Christmas morning. ``Sugarplum Dreams'' was selected as one of our Songs for Winter Holidays in 2006. (Listen here.)

``Rough Enough''

For some reason Namoli Brennet's  ``Rough Enough'' song reminds me of my Aunt Gertrude.

Now you will have to jump back in time for this story. This story takes place before my Dad was born, and he was born around 1910. So we have trains, but it's still horse and wagon, no autos.

So in our story it is about 1910 and we are in Miami, County, Kansas, which is just southwest of Kansas City, Kansas. The story begins when my grandmother Clara received $1,000 in inheritance. (My Great Grandfather David Dodge Cory was born wealthy, but he was disowned. However, that is a story for another time.)

After my Grandmother Clara received the $1,000 inheritance, she and my Grandfather Thomas Levi decide to move the family to Oklahoma. (Nulls are dreamers. The promised land is always over the next hill.)

A snag in the plan quickly develops. My Aunt Gertrude refuses to move to Oklahoma, because she loved a boy named Floyd. Now Aunt Gertrude and Floyd were only fourteen at the time, but it was true love.

Somehow my Aunt Gertrude convinced my grandparents that her love for Floyd was love everlasting. I imagine she convinced Grandmother Clara, then Grandmother Clara convinced Grandfather Thomas Levi.

Legend has it that Aunt Gertrude stayed behind in Kansas with family friends, then she married Floyd, when she ``came of age''. (I assume she ``came of age'' when she turned sixteen.)

Now I never met Aunt Gertrude, Grandmother Clara, or Grandfather Thomas Levi, because they all died before I was born. Fortunately, I did have the opportunity to meet Uncle Floyd before he died, and I can say this about Uncle Floyd, he was rough enough.

Uncle Floyd could have been a character in a movie or TV show.

And Aunt Gertrude was right, it was love everlasting.

You can listen to Namoli Brennet's song ``Rough Enough'' in the player above (lyrics).

``The Crying Wheel''

In so many, many ways this is a song of our times and a song for our times. There are so many crying wheels in this world of ours. So many of them are of our own making. On the global scene, two quickly come to mind, Iraq and global warming. Would either of these problems exist, if humans did not inhabit the Earth?

Often times there are crying wheels in our personal lives as well. We all have had moments when we have had a tension-filled relationship with another person such as an officemate, relative, club member, neighbor, spouse, etc. Sometimes a simple conversation can resolve these problems. Other times the problems linger, and the tension rises and falls as if it was controlled by the tides and the moon.

It occurs to me that the concept of a ``crying wheel'' may be lost on a modern audience.

The concept of a ``crying wheel'' refers to a wheel on wagon made entirely (or mainly) of wood. In addition, the wheels and axles were also made entirely (or mainly) of wood. If a wheel was in desperate need of grease, it would begin to squeak very, very loudly; hence the term ``crying wheel''.

I identify Namoli Brennet with the Null family in that Namoli is constantly driving around the country in her blue Volvo. This reminds me of how it took my branch of the Nulls about thirty years to travel by wagon from Western Pennsylvania to Kansas.

From time to time they would stop and set up house, but eventually they heard the rumble of Namoli's blue Volvo, and they moved on.

Because the Nulls spent so much time traveling by wagon, I imagine the Nulls were quite knowledgeable, when it came to the subject of crying wheels. Of course, I am talking about Thomas Levi Null who I mentioned above, and the many kinfolk that traveled along the way over those years.

On the other hand, David Dodge Cory, Grandmother Clara's father, most likely took a train from New York to Kansas, so his trip West was more likely to have been closer to thirty hours, rather than thirty years.

David Dodge Cory was born wealthy, and may not have known the sound of crying wagon wheels first hand, but his relationship with his father, Uzal Cory, was a huge ``crying wheel'' in his life. Legend has it that an arranged marriage was the ``final straw'' that caused my Great Grandfather David to leave his comfortable life and head West to Kansas. He ended up meeting my Great Grandmother, Laura Darner.

My great grandmother's story is no less fascinating.

Legend has it that Laura Darner was just a baby, when her father died. She always said she was from Ohio, but she may have been born just over the river in Kentucky. (Perhaps Laura's mother went to stay with kinfolk, when the time came.)

Not long after Laura's birth, Laura's mother was a widow with a passel of children she could not feed.

Laura's mother decided to remarry, but the only available husband, a Mr. Libby, wanted to join a wagon train going west to Illinois. Life is hard. Laura's mother remarried, and baby Laura was on her way West to Illinois.

Legend has it that Laura's step-father, Mr. Libby, was a ``crying wheel'' in Laura's life.

Legend has it, that when Laura came of age, she joined up with two brothers, and headed out for Miami County, Kansas.

Laura went to Kansas to start her life over. When she got to Kansas, she met a man looking for a fresh start.

Laura Darner and David Dodge Cory started over. They started over together. They left their ``crying wheels'' behind.

He was college educated and polished like finely crafted furniture. She was rough and tough like burlap. They raised two daughters, Susan and Clara (salt and sugar). By all reports it was a happy family.

There are genealogical records prepared by an honorable and certified genealogist, which show that my Great Grandfather David Dodge Cory married Laura Darner in New York. These records further state they lived in New York, and they raised their children in New York.

There are genealogical records prepared by an honorable and certified genealogist, which show that my Great Grandmother Laura Darner Libby married David Dodge in Illinois. They further show they lived in Illinois, and they raised their children in Illinois.

They say history belongs to those who write it. My Great Grandparents lived their married life in Kansas, and they are buried in Kansas. Because of the genealogical record, will history say they lived and died in Illinois? Or will history say they lived and died in New York?

If history belongs to those who write it, what will the historians say about things like what is currently happening in Iraq? Will the historical accounts be as inaccurate as my great grandparent's genealogical records? Perhaps we need to find out the facts for ourselves. Perhaps we should take more care in learning who's who, what's what, and, perhaps particularly, who and what are buried where.

I have digressed a very, very long way from Namoli's song, haven't I? But perhaps not. You might wish to read the lyrics to ``Crying Wheel'' and decide for yourself.

Let me just say in closing, I love the song, so I hope you give it a listen by clicking on the player above (lyrics).

When you finish, I highly recommend you check out all the songs on Namoli Brennet's album Singer Shine Your Light.

CLOSING

Well, that's it folks. Now enjoy the entertainment. Then have a safe trip home.

Namoli Brennet links:
website
Myspace
YouTube

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Thursday, 21 February 2008

2008 Chewy Choice Award honoree: Namoli Brennet

Official Befuddled announcement:

SUMMARY: Namoli Brennet is the 2008  Chewy Choice Award recipient. The award will be formally presented at an upcoming  virtual-world awards dinner to be held at Tim's Befuddled Universe  (date TBA).

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Photo credit: Milo

2008 Chewy Choice Award Winner

Recipient Announced

Tim's Befuddled Universe is proud to announce that Namoli Brennet is the third recipient of the Chewy Choice Music Achievement Award. Previous winners were Lorna Bracewell and Patrik Tanner.

Award Dinner

The award will be formally presented at a virtually dinner to be held on the internet at Tim's Befuddled Universe. Everyone is invited, and guests can arrive any time after the virtual doors are opened (time TBA).

The Chewy Choice Award

Chewy Choice Awards are given to independent musicians with an impressive body of musical achievement. In selecting an award winner, we look for an individual with the following qualities:

  1. Great musical talent.
  2. Great musical achievement (e.g., Namoli Brennet has six albums, and tours regularly).
  3. Great ambition for future achievement in music.
  4. Commitment to Indie music.

We also aim to give the award, when (a) the award might be able to help boost an individual's career at an important juncture, and (b) the award might help bring attention to a body of work that might otherwise be largely ignored by the general public.

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Saturday, 21 April 2007

Chewy Choice Award recipient: Patrik Tanner



 

CHEWY CHOICE AWARD DINNER
Honoree: Patrik Tanner
Presenter: Tim Null
Entertainment: Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men
Location: this befuddled universe
Date: 21 April 2007

Chewy Choice Award honoree Patrick Tanner

PRESENTATION

Tim Null:

Welcome.

I hope you all enjoyed your dinner. Originally Chewy ordered everyone vegetarian. I told Chewy our guests of honor, Patrik Tanner, Michelle Tanner, and their friends,  are from the Midwest, and it would be inappropriate to just assume they would enjoy a vegetarian dinner. Chewy reluctantly agreed.

For our gathering, I selected the following Midwestern delicacies: corn-fed beef, corn-fed chicken, farm raised corn-fed trout, and country raised corn-fed waitresses.

This is the second presentation of the Chewy Choice Award.  As you know, tonight's award recipient  is Patrik Tanner. The first Chewy Choice honoree was Lorna Bracewell. She received her recognition on 21 December 2006.

The Chewy Choice Award is given for exceptional lifetime achievement to independent musicians who are, as we like to say, still lively.

  1. One aim of the award is to boost an artist at an important point in his or her career.
  2. Another goal is to bring attention to a body of work, which may have been largely overlooked by the public.
  3. An additional purpose is to give us all an excuse to get together, and enjoy some damn good music.
    On that note, I should mention that we will have the opportunity to hear Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men, as soon as I quit blathering, so I am highly motivated to be brief.

Before I continue my discussion of Patrik's musical history, I would ask that you allow me time to make a brief personal announcement.

Mrs. Muddle has informed me that this upcoming spring and summer I will only be doing house and yard work.

I'm not sure if this change in jobs will be a promotion, a demotion, or just a lateral job move. My pay scale will remain the same, so I assume this job change would just be considered a lateral career move, although, I will admit to one thing, I am hoping for some improvements in my benefit package.

But that isn't why I brought up the subject of my job change.

I have had a crazy ride here at this befuddled universe writing about music, and, as I just said, I will be leaving for other endeavors in a few days.  So I am grateful to have this opportunity to talk about Patrik Tanner's contribution to music before I go.

In The Beginning

I am told that Patrik's music career began at an early, early age.

Legend has it that Patrik was born with a hambone, and he popped right out playing it. It is said that even to this very day, Patrik never leaves home without his beloved little hambone.

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As far as I can tell, Patrik hasn't talked much about himself in print. He tends to put his personal commentary in his lyrics, so I'm not too clear on his early years.

However, now that Patrik has released early photos of himself and Peter Jonsson, I believe I understand why Patrik doesn't talk about his early years. (See photo on the left. Patrik is on the left.)

On the other hand, I do occasionally hear a story or two from Michelle Tanner, Patrik's gorgeous wife. (Google Michelle Robb Tanner.)

Patrik and Michelle Tanner. Michelle told me this one story, but it's been awhile, since our conversation. I may remember the story all wrong. I may tell it all half-ass backwards. What with my advancing age, and all the psychomatic drugs the doctors got me on. But, what the heck, I'll give it a go. How badly could I possibly screw up a simple story?

Anyway, as I recall, Patrik was a teenage Swedish exchange student to the US, and for that one year he attended a high school in Minneapolis. And, I recollect, Patrik didn't live all that far from where Michelle lived. Of course, at this time, Michelle was just knee-high to a grasshopper. So, both Michelle and Patrik frequented the same 7-Eleven Store.

Now, it's not what you're thinking! Michelle and Patrik never met at that 7-Eleven store, but some magic did really happen there.

Pt1980 On the day in question Patrik stopped at this particular 7-Eleven store to look at some magazines. (I assume they were guitar magazines.) Well, when Patrik left the 7-Eleven, his pheromones were still lingering by the front door.

Shortly thereafter, the young, sweet, and innocent Michelle comes into the 7-Eleven for some red string licorice, and Michelle gets hit smack dab in the face with these mean, virile pheromones that Patrik carelessly left behind in a public place frequented by underage children.

What a tragedy this was! This innocent child was now imprinted for life. Michelle was now a ruined young girl. She would have to marry a rock singer. And to think, Michelle could have married a rich proctologist.

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Production Credits

Patrik Tanner is well known and well respected as a producer in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota. For the sake of brevity I will quote directly from Patrik's Myspace page.

Patrik Tanners expertise as a producer stems from a lifetime of exposure to the music industry and steadfast commitment to the mastery of rock-n-roll craft. He has a true appreciation for (and vast knowledge of) modern musical history and is dedicated to carrying the best aspects of it into every project he undertakes today. From thrifty indie projects to large-scale ventures, and whether you are a singer-songwriter or full band, Patrik can offer rock solid, honest advice about your vision and your music and help you to work within your budget.

Production credits include Martin Zellar & the Hardways, Tina & the B-Side Movement, Ali Gray, Scott Laurent, The Billy's, justincase and Jessica Harp.

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And the Bands Play on...

A good overview of Patrik Tanner's rock n roll history can be seen in the table below (starting at the bottom). The table runs from 1979 to the present. (The table does not include Patrik's production credits.)

PT's Current/Historic Band Status
Tina Schlieske 2005–€“Current
Ali Gray 2005–€“Current
Paperback Boys (Sweden) 2004–€“Current
Patrik Tanner & the Faraway Men 1996–€“Current
Neil! 1997–€“2006
Martin Zellar & the Hardways 1998–€“2000
The Billy's 1997–€“1998
Tina & the B-Side Movement 1994–€“1996
Patrik Tanner Solo 1988–€“1996
Love Like Blood 1986–€“1988
Tina & the B-Sides 1985–€“1986
Johnson & Tanner (Sweden/US) 1984–€“1986
Posh Growls (Sweden) 1982–€“1983
 HUVUDTVÄTT (Headcleaners) (Sweden) 1981–€“1983
Picnic Boys (Sweden) 1980–€“1982
Massmedia (Sweden) 1979–€“1980

 

Allow me to quote from the bio-statement that appears on Patrik's Myspace page.

``Born and raised in Sweden (itself a stronghold of pop perfectionism), Patrik grew up with a unique, outside-looking-in perspective on the expanses of American songwriting, and immersed himself in it early on. By thirteen, hed already become something of a teen star, releasing bona-fide punk records on both Scandinavian and U.K. labels. At eighteen, Tanner moved to the U.S., and, soon thereafter, released two solo albums with his Los Angeles-based band.

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Patrik Tanner & Peter Jonsson

Peter Jonsson and Patrik reformed a group in 2006 called the Paperback Boys. They have released three singles (with B-sides, six songs total). These are lovely gems, and truly irresistible at $0.99 per song on iTunes.

And while you are on iTunes, I suggest you take a good look at these other Patrik Tanner treasures (see photos below). I own a personal copy of all the songs on the albums pictured below, plus the upcoming Full Auto Shut-Off album, and the three Paperback Boys' singles. They're all worthy additions to any music library.

One of Patrik's major contributions has been his work with the band Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men. The following is quoted from their website.

`` `I always liked the image in my mind of the Irish ending up in East Texas and being so damned lonely that country music came out of them,' says Tanner.

…the band was a perfect vehicle for Tanner to express his fondness for great songsmith-storytellers like Gram Parsons, George Jones and Elvis Costello while spinning his own unique tales of love-gone-bad with both swagger and soul.

...the band actually sought to take a more reverential approach to classic C&W roots... As PULSE of the Twin Cities exclaimed, `if this is country, then country just got unbelievably cool.'

On 2001’s Allsorts, The Faraway Men took a sharp stylistic turn, offering up a guitar rock concept album rich with 1970s-style international pop ballad overtones.

With the recent addition of fellow wunderkind guitarist Jon James, Patrik and company continue down a similarly twisted interstate, daring to cross that line separating radio nirvana from fiery auto wreck.

Whichever way the wheel may turn, within the glorious confines of their basement rehearsal space, Minnesota’s best-kept rock-n-roll secret remain patiently waiting to spontaneously combust.

After Ten Years the Faraway Men are Far Out!

Patriktanner6 Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men have a new Album titled Full Auto Shut-Off. An intimate release party is planned for 25 May 2007 at Acadia Café in Minneapolis, MN. Special guests that evening will include Sam Keenan, Ali Gray and Rock the Cure.

It is clear from the progress of the group's last three albums that the group has been evolving away from country music.

So where have Patrik and the Men ended up with this latest album?

I have no problem calling it either pop or rock. But whatever you want to call it, it's certainly not the pop or rock any of us grew up with.

With  Full Auto Shut-Off, Patrik Tanner has taken pop music out of high school and has given it a contemporary intellect with a modern sensibility along with a hard jagged edge.

This music will blast through your facade and tear away your pretensions. One must have a strong heart, and a brilliant mind to withstand the challenge that this music presents. The weak and feeble minded should seek their music elsewhere.

We're lucky in the rock/pop music world that every few years there will be someone who can reinvent the way the whole thing looks, and sounds, and tastes, and vibrates, and makes you think. But in the end, they all make you feel the same way. They all make you feel like there is hope for the human race. For that I thank Patrik, and all the rockers who have gone before him.

Two more words...

Pt At this time I would like Patrik Tanner to stand and accept well earned applause. Michelle, you may need to assist Patrick. I'm not positive our insurance coverage extends beyond midnight.

We will now excuse Patrik and Michelle, so they can join their other band members; Jon James and Brandon Fjetland.

The bar is now open. Let's party!

 


CLICK on the player below to hear Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men perform at the Chewy Choice lifetime achievement award dinner honoring Patrik Tanner. They perform "Never Tell" and "The Unseen".


 

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Patrik Tanner & the Faraway Men are pleased to announce that 50% of all the sales of Full Auto Shut-Off will be donated to Rock the Cure. (www.rockthecure.org) This is a special organization for Patrik as Full Auto Shut-Off was written and recorded during his mother'€™s struggle and untimely death due to breast and bone cancer.

Rock the Cure'€™s mission is to eradicate women's cancers, specifically but not limited to breast cancer, through fund raising efforts, then distribute these funds to organizations that provide for treatment, education and prevention of cancers. Their fund raisers are music-themed events, celebrations of the strength of women who have fought and continue to fight cancer.

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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

Chewy Choice Award recipient announced: Patrik Tanner

PATRIK TANNER
Chewy Choice Lifetime Achievement Award
18 April 2007

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Formal Presentation Dinner
21 April 2007
Presenter: Tim Null
Entertainment: Patrik Tanner and the Faraway Men
Location: this befuddled universe*

*Festivities will begin, when you arrive.

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Thursday, 21 December 2006

Chewy Choice: Lorna Bracewell

Chewy recommends Lorna Bracewell

Who is Chewy? What is a Chewy Choice? And how did a nice girl like Lorna Bracewell end up in a place like this?
(Read the text below the graphic for all the answers.)

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http://www.lornabracewell.com

What is the Chewy Choice Award?

Chewy Choice is a lifetime achievement award for people who are still lively.

Who is Chewy?

As many of you know, Chewy is my pet Senegal parrot.

Chewy is also a big music fan. (He dances and sings whenever he hears good rock music.)

But , unlike me, Chewy can sing, dance, and do the hand jive.

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Even nice girls aren't safe!

Why was Lorna Bracewell selected for the very first Chewy Choice Award?

We wanted someone who would set the ``bar'' high. (1) Someone with great talent. (2) Someone with great achievement. But,  also, (3) someone with ambitions for even greater accomplishment.

With the above criteria in mind, the selection committee decided Lorna Bracewell was an obvious and deserving choice for the very first Chewy Choice Award.

Butt Kicking Music

Lorna Bracewell is well known for her butt kicking music. (If you need proof, listen to streams of the four albums she has thus far released: Don't Stop Now, Little Miss ObviousGod Forbid, and Live for CASA.)

Lorna Bracewell has a new album scheduled for release in February, Flowers on the Chains. This new album continues Lorna's butt kicking tradition. With Flowers on the Chains Lorna boots our proverbial butts cleanly through the uprights.

The songs on Flowers on the Chains are raw and real. She deals with life's real emotions and strips us bare to the bone. We are left raw and bloody. If you like it rough, Lorna Bracewell will give you satisfaction.

Great Music

In addition to the Chewy Choice Award, the judges have given two of Lorna Bracewell's songs the coveted Befuddled Universe Great Song designation. These songs are (a) ``Independence Day'' (God Forbid & Live for CASA), and ``Over You'' (Flowers on the Chains).

More

You can find out more about Lorna Bracewell at her website and Myspace page.

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